May 2012
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TumblrBot suggested that I follow a hardcore gay porn blog.
OOOOOOH TUMBLRBOT, YOU KNOW ME SO WELL~~~~
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klinklang:
Nintendo franchises that suck:
theslowpokewell:
nidokinq:
my perfect date
he comes over to my house
he waits patiently for me to finish blogging
he waits patiently for me to shower and get ready
he takes me to dairy queen
he does not judge me when i order 3 blizzards
we see a movie
we walk through a park or something
we sit on a bench and make out
he takes me home
he watches me blog
we watch tv together
we...
hotforphysics:
There are bags under my eyes. Bags of money haaha later peasants
africans:
in my final breath i reached for the keyboard and typed IM DYING in a plea for help
but everyone just thought i had just seen something funny
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Someone made a post with LITERALLY 12 things I had Tumblr Saviored
So I clicked it for shits and giggles to see what it possibly could have been
It was a bulleted list of essentially everything I hate
Wow. How did I come to be such a hateful person?
I think my blog exists pretty much just to document the slow but sure degeneration of my psychological state
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kyokosan:
I seriously feel sorry for anyone who has not experienced the perfection that is Madoka Magica
Watch
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tltty:
when boys wear mesh shorts:
when boys wear sweat pants:
me in either of these situations:
Anonymous asked: I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A POOP
I like/hate you because, finish it in my ask. →
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katara:
why am i gay i would have such hilarious children
Anonymous asked: You are a poop
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So I can’t ask questions logged in because it says it’s not available
But I can submit Anon asks when I’m logged out….
GUESS I’LL FOREVER BE ANON
GET READY FOR A BUNCH OF ANON CREEPING, GUYS, COMPLIMENTS FROM YOURS TRULY >D
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@marikukitten-
Yeah dude, I’m so sick of being here. Like, I love all my college bros…but everyone in this dorm suuuuuuuucks
That, and all of this French work is KILLING ME
Mon dieu…me tuer, s’il te plaît .___.
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@kyokosan-
Thanks so much~!
I should be okay. I just have a test, a project, and a speech to give. So it should be okay :3
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So I’m going to be taking my final exams all tomorrow, so I’m prepping the Queue now to just go all day. Seriously, I have exams from noon to 8:30pm, so that’ll be a fucking blast. BUT THEN I’LL BE DONE MY FIRST YEAR OF COLLEGE MUTHAFUCKAAAAAZ!!!1!!11!!
So yeah, just don’t expect me to be around at all tomorrow.
Peace.
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theadventuresofcargline:
do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t see homosexual subtext in every thing they read or watch
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justremovethearrow:
assuredlyatypical:
Tumblr should make an “I read about your distress but I don’t know what to say so I’m clicking this button” button
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Hate to break it to you
kush2loud:
tommyxvx:
But choosing to eat meat absolutely makes you a bad person.
Like, without question. Just a total shithead.
if you put your ear on the inner thigh of a complete stranger on the bus you can actually hear them say “what the fuck are you doing”
Watchhealthypenis:
i will never get over this jesus
April 2012
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